For years, people have been trying to warn us about the secret demonic nature of perpetually chipper Spongebob Squarepants. No one could be that happy all the time. Unless they were hiding something.

Are you ready, kids? *silence* I can't hear you! *silence* Oooooooooo! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? *complete sustained silence* Enjoy the individually-isolated tracks from the memorable ...