The No. 2 seed Boston Celtics took care of business against the No. 7 seed Orlando Magic on Sunday, recording a 103-86 final score in Game 1 of their first-round playoff series. Jaylen Brown did his part for the reigning league champions,

As White and Pritchard waxed hot from the three-point arc, the Celtics’ main guys took a back seat, a scary proposition for those who will stand in their way toward a potential 19 th NBA championship. Kristaps Porzingis finished with five points, Jrue Holiday added nine, and Jayson Tatum finished with 17 points and 14 rebounds.

Brown should take solace in one thing. With quotes like this, he and All-Star teammate Jayson Tatum are two peas in a pod. That's not nothing. At least they're united on one extremely corny front.